Sunday

Leave Letters.

This is a collection of leave letters and applications
written by people in various places of India.

A candidate's application: "This has reference to your
advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant
- Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several
years and I can handle both, I am applying for the
post.

I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as
follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my
land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week
leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at
10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave"

A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in
this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from
fever, please declare one day holiday.

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my
headache is paining, please grant me leave for the
day.

A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above,
please refer to my below..."

>From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law
has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant
me 10 days leave.

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My
wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only
husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are
also in the same well."

Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee
who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am
marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

This is from N.A.L. Bangalore: From an employee who
was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 Year
old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please
leave me for two days.."

Saturday

Our Great INDIA.

Do you know that India is the richest country in the world!
Right now, India is the richest country in the world! Wondering how? It's really amazing. It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he
actually did not know. He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district. For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his
house. But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a lawyer by profession. One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to
see what it was that they worship. Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone. But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed. And he saw a bright ray of light. He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them. The whole room was filled with light. He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each. He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security. It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank. The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK. India can buy virtually 7 developing nations. Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it. One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India . One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you. And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so. India's GDP is 34.25 billion dollars. Bill Gates' property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way "nature changes". Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it. He said
it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems. You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago. Star TV presented a 115 minute documentary on it about 15 days ago. The Hindu with its half page article in it. After that it was censored as classified. Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and Natural gas have been found. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach. India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years. And moreover it! can export it to other counties. It's incredible!! But true. An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein's "Theory of Relativity". Shocked? Read on... Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a sub-atomic particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the "Theory of Relativity". In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced
Physics (IAP) at Trieste ( Italy ), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of sub-atomic particles called "leptons",which can travel faster than light. The international physics community is shocked by this discovery. Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan. "After long, careful and critical analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan's re search papers show tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation mounts up on "leptons". His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity." When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's IQ with an IQ-meter (at the American Embassy in Delhi ), the meter
broke down. Sudarshan,incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz
kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows. We should all be very proud of these boys.